Alex Recently graduated and college-bound, Alex is rather scatterbrained and aloof, but somehow prone to flashes of brilliance at the least expected moment. Something about drawing. Hates being tickled. Plays the producer/director of Mayhem TV.	Aryn Despite appearing to be spawn of the Supreme Dark Lord, Aryn is quite zany. Loves Taco Bell and PBS. Plays the reporter for Mayhem TV, which should be coming along ANY DAY NOW.	Jeremy Still working in a smelly Chinese restaurant, Jer is constantly provided with fresh, healthy coats of soybean grease and chicken crumbs, and he wouldn't have it any other way. Well, maybe without the Chinese people. That'd be a bit nicer.

	Hermina Quite possibly God's Greatest Creation; the manager of the local Big Boy.		Sara (The Brainchild) Volunteered for the futile task of learning how to operate the sound system for the school auditorium. Was last seen frolicking in the grass between the teachers' lot and the large, busy street adjacent to the school. Current whereabouts unknown.
	Courtney Works with Aryn at The Shed.