February 24th, 2005
MTV: Fork Hands
FORK HANDS EXPLAINED:
Aryn and Jeremy took me out to lunch at Red Lobster around when I turned (I think?) 18. We got very goofy, and I picked up a second fork, tucked the ends of my sleeves into my fists as I held the forks, and lo: fork hands. I stalked the fried calamari appetizer we got, snatching up pieces and devouring them to great comedic effect. Then as Jeremy casually picked up a cheddar biscuit to take a bite, I literally, in the blink of an eye, speared it on my forks and jammed it into my mouth in the manner as above. It was epic, before such things were generally described as epic.
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